Ανοικτη επστολη του πριγκηπα στος φιλους του ΠΑΟ

(Οpen letter of his Royal Highness Prince Soultan Abdoulah Mahmoud Bin farfan ke den symazevete to the friends of PAO).

My dear friends of our beloved Panathinaikos may God be with you and by the side of Kotsiolis pou mas exei kleisei to spiti. I send this open letter to you with my representative taxi client Vlassis Tsakas to tell you that I will come very soon to your country with mia caravia petrodollara to bye the team of our hearts to restore its legend and write off the map tous apistous tou limaniou. We are gonna shit sto euro and we will be able to bring to our team, RONALDO kai MESSI gia ta akra kai tha ksnafero ton CISSE gia fountaristo kalamatiano.

Den tha fovitho na spend whatever it takes giati there are a lot of money so chickens can eat them. I will bye the Elliniko to build a giant stadium for Rotsa’s golden team because I care of fytoria and I believe that fytoria is the future because we will sell young players for a lot of camels to bring more esoda to our team. I also will bye all the area of OAKA to build the biggest disneyland of the world with a football stadium of 70.000 all seated and the stathmos EIRINI of Ilektrikos train that I will bye it also and rename it se “prasino treno ton epityxion”.

This treno will never never again go to Pireas para only to the airport where everybody will go free of charge to cheer cosmia all the great players I will bring to our team. I have to tell you that I am very disappointed with all these lies that greek newspaper and diafora sites write about me and I please you not to believe them and believe only Mr. Tsakas my one and only prophet and my original voice. I ask you to be patient because here in Saudi aravia camilierides are on strike and it’s quite difficult to go from the dessert to the airport to come in your country. I already send by courier the plireksousio to the lawyer and everything is on track now. I know all the mpleksimo μπιτουίν misters Tzigger and Mr. Mig and I tell you not to worry gia tiptoe, because my pockets are full of diamonds and i-pad 2 that I will give to each one of you. I am here and I have a problem for every solution.

And for the end I have you a very great and big surprise. I have already spoken with Ginnakopoulous Bros and I am ready to bye and the basketball team as well and I am dreaming to return permanently to the top of Europe so everybody will fear us to death. I tell you with my hand in the heart that I will support all the erasitexnika tmimata and I will fill them with pektarades pagosmiou fimis. I want nothing in return only your love and support and to buy tickets for the concert with Dalaras and Vissi that I will organize in OAKA and all the money from the concert I will give them ston erasitexni ektos the money for the musicians that will play at the concert.

May the force be with you.
Prince Jedi Sultan Farfan kai ta loipa.

Η ΑΠΟΚΑΛΥΨΗ ΤΗΣ ΕΠΙΣΤΟΛΗΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΜΙΑ ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΔΗΜΟΣΙΟΓΡΑΦΙΚΗ ΕΠΙΤΥΧΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΜΗΤΣΑΡΑ ΦΟΥΡΚΕΤΑ